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Veena Malik on Doodh Pilai Rasam

2012-02-08T11:44:00.001-08:00

Veena Ki Sister Ki Baraat Ayi
Veena Dulha K Pas Ja K Kameez Utarne Lagi

Dulha Ghabra K:
Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

Veena:
Aap Ko Doodh Pilai Ki Rasam Ka Nahi Pata?

Pathan ki Yaad

2012-02-08T11:43:00.000-08:00

Suhag Rat Ko Pathan Kamry Me Enter Hoa

Jazbati Andaz Me Apny Or BV K Kpry Utary

BV Ko Ghori Bnaya

Uski Lsh Lsh Krti Moti Taazi Or Gori Bund Pr Pyar Se Hath Phera,Bund Ko Choma Or Phr Bund K Darmiyan Matha Rakh K Ro pra

BV Tarap Kr Muri Or 2no Hatho Me Pthan Ka moo pkr K Pucha:
Kya Hoa?

Pathan Ne Hichkiyan Letay Huway Jwab Dia:
GuL Bano Aaj Tumari Bund Dekh Kr Msg Prhne Walay Ki Yad A gai.
\(,")/ (BETHO)
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<' \_ LeYAO DaLA

Hamlay se pehle hawai fire

2012-02-08T11:41:00.002-08:00

Ek Police ka jawan apni suhag raat Pe muth marne laga.

Dulhan-Ye kia kar rahe ho?

Jawan: Hamlay se pehle hawai fire karna mera style hai.

"Veena Malik" ka WAPDA k khilaf ehtijaj

2012-02-08T11:41:00.000-08:00

Awam Se Acha To LUN Hai....!
Jo Kum Se Kum
APNY HAQ K LIYE KHARA T0 HOTA HAI.

"Veena Malik" ka WAPDA k khilaf ehtijaji jalsay sy Khitaab...

Easy Load

2012-02-08T11:40:00.000-08:00

Hello
How R U?
Mene Mobile Ki Shop Kholi Hy EsyL0d B Rkha Hy Agr Mft Blnce Mangwana Ho To Plz Treqa Smaj Le

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Chilla Mat 100 Ka Our Load Kr Donga.

Sardar Pathan se: ap ki kitni biwian hain

2012-02-08T11:39:00.000-08:00

Sardar Pathan se:
ap ki kitni biwian hain?

Pathan: 6

Sardar:
acha acha sunday off rakhtay hogay?

Pathan:
sunday ko ye bacha aata hy jo msg parh raha hy.:

Mutth me Yaad rkhna..

2012-02-08T11:37:00.001-08:00

1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:

"oye gandu!
Mutth me Yaad rkhna...

Pajamay Main Khushi

2012-02-08T11:36:00.001-08:00

Husband: Tumhari saheli Ko ghar pe Dekh Kar Barri Khushi Ho Rahi Hai

Wife: Han Mujhe Tumhari Khushi, Tumharay PAJAMAY Main hilti nazar aa Rahi Hai..

SEXY GHAZAL

2012-02-08T11:35:00.001-08:00

Marzi Se Ho Sex To Paap Nhi Hota

Or Kon He Jo Is K Liye Be-Taab Nhi Hota

Jitna Jee Chahe Chodo Apne Pyar Ko

Q K Dosti Me Koi Hisab Nhi Hota

Larki Kesi B Ho Bohat Maze Se Deti He

O Kunwari Mil Jaye To Us Ka To Jawab Nhi Hota

Ye LUN B Kiya Cheez He Mard K Pas

Kitna B Chod Lo Kharab Nhi Hota

Jab B Chodo To

Condom Zaror Lagana Mere Dost

Q K Us Waqt LUN K Pas Dimagh Nhi Hota?

Ye Bhalu Khubsurt Logon Ko Dekh Kr Nachta Ha

2012-01-28T18:43:00.001-08:00

Ye Bhalu Khubsurt Logon Ko Dekh Kr Nachta Ha

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L L

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L L

Nai Nacha?

Meri Wari Te Nach Nach k pagl ho gya c..;-)

Dekha Inbox me keere par gaeY.

2012-01-28T18:41:00.001-08:00

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Or kanjusi karo
Or sms na karo
Dekha Inbox me keere par gaeY.

Kisaan ny naya Murga kharida

2012-01-28T18:40:00.001-08:00

Kisaan ny naya Murga kharida!

Jesy hi ghar aya Murga pinjry ki tarf Bhaga Or 50 Murgion ko CHOD dia,

Kisaan Bahut khush hua Or usy pakar k Bahar ly aya,

Next day, kisaan ny dekha Murga Khaiton mei Batkhon ko CHOD Rha tha,

Kuch Deir ßaad.

Kisaan ny dekha Murga Khait mei Behosh para hy Or aasman pe Cheel Kavey ur rahy hein,

Kisaan! Maadar Chod ye saß teri herkaton ka natija hy

Murgay ny 1 aankh kholi or ßola, Gaandu chup kr, inko neechy to aanay de.

2012-01-28T18:39:00.001-08:00

WiFe: Dear what are you doing?
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Husband: Really too busy in office. And you sweetheart?
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Wife: In the Club standing behind you..

Rabi ul awal ka CHAND

2012-01-28T18:38:00.000-08:00

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||||_(_____) (_____) |||| **Rabi ul awal ka CHAND**
MUBARAK HO

2012-01-28T18:37:00.001-08:00

Muj se ainda baat mat krna.
Lanat Bhejta hu tum pr or tumhari dosti pr
Me tum jesy ghatiya insan k 7 koi taluq nhi rkhna chahta,
Sirf tum he nhi tumhari soch or rooh b Gndi hy,
Tum jese logo ko dost rkhna dosti or insaniat 2no ki toheen hy,

Ye film"S0DAGAR"K Dialog hain,tu tension na le,tu Jigar hy apna:

Halal aur haram gosht me farq

2012-01-28T18:36:00.000-08:00

Halal aur haram gosht me farq!
Imam Jafar Sadiq (A.S) Se Poocha Geya keh
Zibah Kiye Huey Janwar
Aur Murda Janwar K Gosht Mein Farq Kaisay Kiya Jaey?

Farmaya!
"Agr Gosht Aag Ki Tapish Se Sukkarta Hai To Zeebah Ka Hai
Agar Phelta Hai To Murdaar Ka Hai"
Very Important Msg..
Send it to every one...

Aese larkay aur larkiyan jin k rishtay na atay hon

2012-01-28T18:32:00.001-08:00

Aese larkay aur larkiyan jin k rishtay na atay hon,
Rishtay Reject hojatay hon,

Rishtay aty hon magar Bat na banti ho,

Rishtay Atay hon magar ,qubooliat k qabil na atay hon,

Banti bat bigarti ho,

Aur ek Achay Rishtay K Khwahish mand hon..

Wo

Rat ko sonay Se Pehle

Laet kar

Moo asman ki taraf kar k

Apna left hath apne dil par rakh kar 70

Dafa kahen

All

iz

Well.....!

Rishta Aye na aye,neend zarur ajayegi!

Khush Akhlaqi Pakeeza Naseeb ki Daleel hai

2012-01-28T18:30:00.000-08:00

"Khush Akhlaqi Pakeeza Naseeb ki Daleel hai
" "Ghalat Baat Par Ghussa Aana Shrafat ki Nishani hai,
Lekin Ghussy ko pee Jana Momin ki Nishani ha Assalam-0-Alikum.
"SUBAH BAKHAIR"

2012-01-28T18:17:00.001-08:00

1 Pathan Qasaai Ban Gaya.
Jab Wo Pehla Jaanwar Zibah Kerny Laga To Confuse Ho Gaya
Aur
Bhool Gaya K Chhuri Phairtey Huwe Kya Parrhna Hai.
Aik Lamha Sochnay K Baad Chhuri Phairtey Huwe Oonchi Awaz Se Bola
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Happy Birth Day To You.

2012-01-28T18:16:00.000-08:00

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CHAL
JALDi
CHAL YAAR.

jo LOG hamain ACHHE LAGTE hain_un ko ";-)ankh";-) mar k atain hai

2012-01-28T18:15:00.001-08:00

U r a nice friend so
"NICE Morning"
U r a sweet friend so "SWEET Morning" U r a loving friend so
"LOVELY Morning"
U r a good friend so "GOOD Morning u my 4nd".

2012-01-28T17:31:00.001-08:00

Larki perfume laga ke Bus me charhi.

Ek Larka bola:
Aaj kal ( fanayil ) ka use ziyada hi ho raha hai.

Larki: Phir bhi
(Cackroach ) peecha nahi chorte;)

Girtay rahe sajdon m

2012-01-28T17:30:00.001-08:00

Girtay rahe sajdon me hum apni hi hasraton ki khaatir...
IQBAL.......
Agar Ishq-e-Khuda me giray hote to Masajdain veeraan na hoti.

Ehsas to boht hai Usko Mari chahat ka

2012-01-28T17:29:00.001-08:00

*""Ehsas to boht hai Usko Mari chahat ka

""

Terpaata hai is liye k Main or b Toot kr Chahoun Usko""*

Jb Wo Mera Nam

2012-01-28T17:27:00.001-08:00

Jb Wo Mera Nam Apne Hatho Ki Lakeeron Me Tlash Kr Kr K Thak Gia
...saher...
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha "Lakeeren Jhot Bolti hen "Tum sirf Mary Ho"

Mere drd ki jo dawa kre

2012-01-28T17:26:00.000-08:00

Mere drd ki jo dawa kre,
koi aisa shaks hua kre
wo jo be panah udas ho mgr hijr ka na gila kre..
Meri chahten meri Qurbaten jise yaad ayen qadam qadam..
To wo sab se chup k libas e shab mein lipat k aah o bka kare..
Barhe uska gham to qarar kho dy wo mere gham k khyal se..
Uthe hath apne liye to phr b mere liye hi dua kare.. Koi aisa shaks hua kare..
Koi aisa shaks hua kare..

EK "CHUHA" THA ?

2012-01-28T17:23:00.000-08:00

EK "CHUHA" THA ?

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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
warna itna kuch likha tha aapki tareef main pucho hi mat.

Pathan and Call girl

2012-01-28T17:21:00.000-08:00

Pathan Call girl ko ghar le aya or ludo ka Dana nikal k bola,
Khocha agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to hum tumhari Peeche se mare ga

Call girl ne darte hue pucha, khan sb agar 6 aa gia to? Khan" khoche lgta hae kabhi Luddo nahi kheli agar 6 aya to hum baari dobara lay ga.

Subah ki Madham "ROSHINI"

2012-01-28T17:19:00.000-08:00

Subah ki Madham
"ROSHINI"
Parindon k sureele
"GEET"
Pholon ki dheemi
"KHUSHBU"
Aap k jagne ka intizar kr rhe hen.
*%{GOOD}%*
*% (MORNING}%*
SUBAH¤BAKHAIR

1 Bulbul

2012-01-28T17:18:00.000-08:00

Raat Ho Chuki Thi,
Darkht Ki Shaakh Pe 1 Bulbul
Loray Jesa Mou Bana K Betha Hoa Tha.

Wahan Se 1 Jugnu Ka Guzr Hoa To Us Ne Bulbul Se Pocha

"Phudi deya
Ghar Nhi Gia?

Ethay Lun layn nu Baitha aeyn ?

Bulbul Tarp K Bola
"Pen Yakka,
Tu Te Bund Te 'UPS' Lawaya Hoya Ae,
Saday Ghar Batti Nai Ay.

"EHTALAM"

2012-01-28T17:15:00.001-08:00

Aj Kal Aksar Nojawan
"EHTALAM"
Hone Ki Sorat
Me
KAPRE
Ko Bina PAK Kiy Utar Dete Hen Jisko Ghr Wale Utha Kr MACHINE
Me Dho Dete Hen Jis Se
MACHINE
Me Mojod Tamam Kapre NA'PAK
Hojate Hen
or
Unhi KAPRO Ko Pehan Kr Hm

NAMAZ ROZA QURAN
Sb Ebadat krte Hen
Jo
Ghr Walo Ko Pata Nhi Hota K Ye Kapre
PAK Hen
Ya
NA'PAK
Lehaza Jitna
HISSA NA'PAK
Ho
Utna
HISSA Khud
3Bar achi
Tarha Dho Kr Kapre
PAK KARLen
PLZ 4WD
"SADQA-e-JARIA" ap k zriy sy kisi ki EBADAT QABOOL ho jae

Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza By Veena Malik

2012-01-28T17:14:00.000-08:00

"Sex K Waqt
Mard ki taqat Ka
Andaza
Hiltey Huey
'HIPS' se Nahi
Balkey.
LARKI K
"Uchaltey huey"
"MAMMON"
se hota hai
jis tarah sex ki Shiddat ka andaza
Mard k 'Zor' se nhi
Larki k 'Shor' se
hota hai
( Veena malik ki kitab)
MAIN AUR MERI
RANGEEN RATEN
Chapter:
Tofaani Jhatkey

Zikr ‘Allah” Ka Hr Museebt Ko Taal Deta Hy

2011-04-08T04:16:00.000-07:00

Wo Mushkilon Ko B Mushkil Myn Daal Deta hy
Jo Doobta Hua Suraj Nikaal Deta hy
Ye Mujhko Sikhaya Gaya Hy Bachpan Se
Zikr ‘Allah” Ka Hr Museebt Ko Taal Deta Hy

To accomplish great things

2011-04-07T00:34:00.001-07:00

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

You feel Healthier and Happier

2011-04-07T00:23:00.001-07:00

Heard that you”re not feeling well.

So brought flowers for you to

make you feel Healthier and Happier.

Get Well Soon!

Friends are like fishes

2011-04-06T23:43:00.001-07:00

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

I want u … To be with me In a

2011-04-06T23:42:00.001-07:00

I want u …To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Happy father’s day

2011-04-06T23:41:00.002-07:00

Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Fathers’Day!

‘Faraz’ aise bhi lamhen kabhi kabhi aye….

2011-04-06T23:41:00.000-07:00

Gile fuzul the ahad-e-vafa k hote hue
so chup raha sitam-e-narava k hote hue
ye qurbaton main ajab fasle pare k mujhe
hai ashna ki talab ashna k hote hue
vo hilagar hain jo majburiyan shumar karain
chirag ham ne jalayen hava k hote huye
na kar kisi pe bharosa k kashtiyan dubin
khuda k hote huye nakhuda k hote huye
kaise khabar hai k kasa-ba-dast phirte hain
bahut se log saron par huma k hote hue
‘Faraz’ aise bhi lamhen kabhi kabhi aye
kAY girifta howa dilruba k hotay howay

I swear because love is definitely blind

2011-04-06T23:35:00.001-07:00

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

2011-04-06T23:15:00.001-07:00

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Sheikh ka Khasoosi Udhaar Package

2011-04-06T23:11:00.000-07:00

Sheikh ki Dukan me likha tha:
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‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jay ga,
wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar ..

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai

2011-04-06T22:58:00.001-07:00

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Ae “ALLAH” Is Se Pehle K MOUT Hamain Ruswa Kar De…

2011-04-06T22:57:00.001-07:00

Ae”ALLAH” Is Se Pehle K MOUT Hamain Ruswa Kar De…
“TU” Hamare Jism Hamari Rooh Ko Acha Kar De..
Ye Jo Halat Hai Hamari Hum Ne Hi Banai Hai..
Jaisa “TU” Chahta Hai Ab Waisa Kar De..
Hamare Har Faislay Main TERI Raza Shamil Ho..
Jo TERA Hukum Ho Woh Hamara Irrada Kr De.
Hum Main Jo Beemar Hain Un Ko Tu Acha Kr De.
Aur Jo Ye DUA AaGay Bhejay Un Ki Aur Meri Naik Tamanon ko Pura Kr De. (AAMEEN)

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

2011-04-06T22:56:00.001-07:00

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Dekhna hai kon hamara Talabgar hai Kitna…

2011-04-06T22:55:00.000-07:00

~*~Ye Sooch Lia Hai K, Ab kisi ko Aawaaz Nahi Deni,,,
~~~ Phool ~~~
~*~K Ab Main Bhi To
Dekhon,
koi kitna Talabgar Hai Mera….

Pyaar hai ya saza, aai mere dil bata…..

2011-04-06T22:50:00.000-07:00

Pyaar hai ya saza, aai mere dil bata
Tootata kyon nahi dard ka silsila
Es pyaar mein hon kaise kaise imntihaan
Ye pyaar likhe kaisi kaisi dastaan
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar

Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Pyaar hai ya saza, aai mere dil bata
Tootata kyon nahi dard ka silsila
Kaisa hai safar wafa ki manjil ka
Na hai koi hal dilon ki mushkil ka
Dhadkan dhadkan bikhri ranjishein
Saansein saansein tooti bandishein
Kahi to har lamha honton pe fariyaad hai
Kisi ki duniya chaahat mein barbaad hai
Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Koi na sune sisakati aanhon ko
Koi na dhare tadapati baahon ko
Aadhi aadhi puri khwaishein
Tooti footi sab farmaaishein
Kahin shak hain kahin nafrat ki deewaar hai
Kahin jeet mein bhi shamil palpal haar hain
Ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Ho ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
Dilbar pe ho na, dilbar pe ho na koi asar
Pyaar hai ya saza, aai mere dil bata
Tootata kyon nahi dard ka silsila
Na poocho dard bandon se
Hansi kaisi khushi kaisi
Musibat sar pe rehati hain
Kabhi kaisi kabhi kaisi
RABBA…..

I bet you that it would Rain all day

2011-04-06T22:48:00.000-07:00

If a raindrop would mean “I love you”
and you would ask me
how much I love you,
I bet you that it would Rain all day

Kash Kisi Ko Hamari Tanhaiyo Ka Ehsas Hota

2011-04-06T22:40:00.002-07:00

DiL Yu Na Kabhi Udas Hota.
Jo Koi Apna Hamare Pas Hota.
Yu To Humne Sat Dia Aksar Apno Ka.
Pr Kash Kisi Ko Hamari Tanhaiyo Ka Ehsas Hota..

Happy Birthday Cake

2011-04-06T22:40:00.000-07:00

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***(-----Birth-day----)***
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Good Morning

2011-04-06T22:38:00.001-07:00

Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

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Good Morning

we make a wonderfull pair

2011-04-06T22:37:00.001-07:00

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

chota sa magar boht important sms

2011-04-06T22:31:00.001-07:00

chota sa magar boht important sms.

pyar Dil Mein Hona Chahiye Lafzon Mein Nahi...

or

narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye dil mein Nahi...

Damn Im the husband

2011-04-06T22:30:00.000-07:00

Wife dreamng in the midle of the night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of the window
hurt himself & then realise:Damn Im the husband